Look at God! LOOK AT THE PEOPLE! Y’all brought Cyntoia Brown home. There’s still so much work to do, but I’m proud af of every single one of you that took action, no matter how big or small. #allpowertothepeople
Aries: Has their arm stuck in the ski-ball machine up to the elbow. Several workers are attempting to help. They cannot. The ski-ball machine has them.
Taurus: Scaling the tilt-a-whirl with a socket wrench in their teeth.
Gemini: Springing from the shadows and stealing funnel cake from fair-goers. They have a horde in the hall of mirrors.
Cancer: In a fistfight.
Leo: Waiting in line for something. A cloud of dust circles them continuously. Its hard to get a good look at them.
Virgo: Comforting a crying child by telling them about the fair catacombs.
Libra: Mesmerized by the glass blower. They’ve been there for days.
Scorpio: Makes sure the haunted house is properly haunted. None of that store bought shit.
Ophiuchus: Stole a horse.
Sagittarius: Has a hotdog. Overjoyed.
Capricorn: Constantly lost in a crowd. They are effectively invisible. They move among the fair unseen, yet seeing all.
Aquarius: Sitting atop the pancake stand and people watching. Several people have told them to come down. They do not. They are lost in thought.
Pisces: Still in the parking lot. They think that’s the fair.
